February 2012
Some possible Brit Award categories for next year
greatestlight-greatestshade:
Best mass marketing performance by a record label
Best performance on an Argos guitar
Best standard banter by a Male Artist
Award for the sickest pair of Chinos Sponsored by Topshop
Best DROP! by a Dubstep artist
Most Outstanding Contribution to the cultural stagnation of Britain
..and the award for Best British Group goes to...
arcticmonkeysus:
Coldplay
Kasabian
Elbow
Chase & Status
Arctic Monkeys
Dubstep
congratulations, Dubstep! you are da buh-buh-buh- BOMB
Even coldplay fans know arctic monkeys are better
who-da-fuck-are-arctic-monkeys:
red-white-blues-in-the-skies:
i don’t want to admit it but i am pissed off after the poor attempt which was mylo xyloto coldplay win best british group when they were against velociraptor or suck it and see not to mention how fucking amazing kasabian and arctic monkeys have been at festivals and gigs this pat year why
Reblog this and see what you get.
tumblrsloth:
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
goeller-coaster:
“Sweetie, you don’t look so good. Your bottom lip is bleeding.”
“I cut it on your collarbone. Go on, go back to sleep.”
